<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:36:45.172-07:00</updated><category term='dark'/><category term='nolan'/><category term='NHL'/><category term='I am a bad person sometimes'/><category term='bale'/><category term='racism'/><category term='recipe for win'/><category term='batman'/><category term='hopeful'/><category term='introduction'/><category term='foolish'/><category term='black'/><category term='knight'/><category term='canucks'/><category term='Harrison'/><category term='nuada'/><category term='the golden army'/><category term='ledger'/><category term='zach snyder'/><category term='watchmen'/><category term='respect'/><category term='eckhart'/><category term='ambitious'/><category term='Bryan Smolinski'/><category term='trailer'/><category term='hockey'/><category term='hellboy 2'/><category term='trade deadline'/><category term='joker'/><title type='text'>No Spoiler Warnings</title><subtitle type='html'>You have been warned.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-4275813032352967236</id><published>2009-04-22T16:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T16:12:05.114-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='respect'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recipe for win'/><title type='text'>It's time for some respect.</title><summary type='text'>My Vancouver Canucks just completed a convincing sweep against the St. Louis Blues. They won using the same recipe they've been using since the beginning February: big production from the Sedins combined with solid secondary scoring, a pinch of points from the defense, a dash of lethal penalty killing, and one whole, ripe Luongo.And yet, they're still not getting any respect. Here's a quote from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/4275813032352967236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=4275813032352967236' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4275813032352967236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4275813032352967236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/04/its-time-for-some-respect.html' title='It&apos;s time for some respect.'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-4216177872915711487</id><published>2009-03-05T17:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T18:17:08.763-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I am a bad person sometimes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harrison'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black'/><title type='text'>Sometimes I wonder if I'm a racist.</title><summary type='text'>My friend Harrison is an amazing person who I love dearly in an entirely heterosexual way (though he is getting married to a girl who is arguably the female version of me, which is somewhat disturbing). We became friends in our respective first years of university for the same reasons most people become friends: we share various interests and enjoy each other's company. We both were and are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/4216177872915711487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=4216177872915711487' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4216177872915711487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4216177872915711487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/03/sometimes-i-wonder-if-im-racist.html' title='Sometimes I wonder if I&apos;m a racist.'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-207992186863945080</id><published>2009-02-26T21:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T22:04:29.690-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Brendan Witt is an idiot.</title><summary type='text'>Pardon the language, but what the fuck is Brendan Witt thinking on this play? He should be gone for the season for such blatant disregard of his fellow player's safety and health. It's an obvious headshot on a player who has already had concussion problems. It would be nice if his teammates treated Witt the same way that the Stars treated Avery, but that's doubtful.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/207992186863945080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=207992186863945080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/207992186863945080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/207992186863945080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/02/brendan-witt-is-idiot.html' title='Brendan Witt is an idiot.'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-7826269763064089250</id><published>2009-02-24T00:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T00:16:45.025-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hockey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trade deadline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NHL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bryan Smolinski'/><title type='text'>The Trade Deadline Approacheth!</title><summary type='text'>Ah, the trade deadline. The most over hyped “event” of the NHL season. Yes, even more than the All-Star game. It is a time where more is talked about than done, more speculated than accomplished. Still, there is a certain excitement to the unknown: will your favourite team make that big move and bring in that one golden player that you’ve been dreaming of? Or will they bring in Bryan Smolinksi. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/7826269763064089250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=7826269763064089250' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/7826269763064089250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/7826269763064089250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/02/trade-deadline-approacheth.html' title='The Trade Deadline Approacheth!'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SaOrVyFgDII/AAAAAAAAAC4/Wb0GPgqkGfw/s72-c/Smoke.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-2906275396087017162</id><published>2009-02-19T15:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T15:44:09.881-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I've got 99 wolves...</title><summary type='text'>Complete the title at your leisure.I was perusing the various blogs of current and former friends and happened upon Zach Rock's Xanga, which hasn't been updated in 2 years. Once upon a time, I played Dungeons &amp; Dragons with him, which has nothing to do with anything.In any case, he posted a link to 99 wolves hurling themselves into a glass wall. It's pretty much the greatest thing I have ever </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/2906275396087017162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=2906275396087017162' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/2906275396087017162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/2906275396087017162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/02/ive-got-99-wolves.html' title='I&apos;ve got 99 wolves...'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SZ3ugyHABEI/AAAAAAAAACo/s7MaNFKTiTQ/s72-c/2006_HeadOn_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-5225806558656219678</id><published>2009-02-19T11:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T12:08:50.877-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foolish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ambitious'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hopeful'/><title type='text'>Long Term ADD</title><summary type='text'>While I'm not foolish enough to think that I have readers, anyone who happened to stumble on this website in the last several months has probably noticed that I have not updated it since I first began the website with such blind enthusiasm. I'm beginning to think I have Long-Term Attention Defecit Disorder, or LTADD (Lieutenant Addition). My many interests, hobbies, and obsessions are too varied </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/5225806558656219678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=5225806558656219678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/5225806558656219678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/5225806558656219678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2009/02/long-term-add.html' title='Long Term ADD'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-4950063729597805294</id><published>2008-07-24T17:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T00:12:50.267-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trailer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='watchmen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zach snyder'/><title type='text'>Who Watches the Watchmen Trailer?</title><summary type='text'>I saw the Watchmen trailer as soon as it became available on Trailer Addict and, of course, saw it in front of The Dark Knight. It is now available on Apple.com in several different versions.Like most devoted comic book fans, I count "Watchmen" among my favorite comics of all time. Indeed, I wrote a paper on determinism for one of my philosophy classes based on the character of Dr. Manhattan. It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/4950063729597805294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=4950063729597805294' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4950063729597805294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4950063729597805294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2008/07/who-watches-watchmen-trailer.html' title='Who Watches the Watchmen Trailer?'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SIkwiqh7fDI/AAAAAAAAACY/4a50DTcaWWw/s72-c/WatchmenCover.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-3746126335901548189</id><published>2008-07-22T14:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T17:03:53.646-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='knight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eckhart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nolan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ledger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='batman'/><title type='text'>Batman: The Dark Knight</title><summary type='text'>It is incredibly difficult to begin to critique a film like The Dark Knight. The amount of hype that was built up around the film prior to its release was to the point of absurdity and was only heightened by the tragic death of Heath Ledger. This unfortunate event will be inextricably tied to the film and has created as much, if not more, interest in the film as the return of both Christian Bale </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/3746126335901548189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=3746126335901548189' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/3746126335901548189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/3746126335901548189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2008/07/batman-dark-knight.html' title='Batman: The Dark Knight'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SIZVgZcu6SI/AAAAAAAAABQ/L3QxRjmvemA/s72-c/dark_knight_joker.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-8100117422744880495</id><published>2008-07-17T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T01:50:25.907-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the golden army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hellboy 2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nuada'/><title type='text'>Hellboy II: The Golden Army</title><summary type='text'>My wife and I have a tendency to see supernatural comic-book action movies when we go out on dates. On our very first date, we saw Constantine and we went out of our way to see Ghostrider, despite knowing it would be terrible, simply because it was a supernatural comic-book action movie. So, it was only natural that we see Hellboy II: The Golden Army when it came into theatres.Hellboy II is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/8100117422744880495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=8100117422744880495' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/8100117422744880495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/8100117422744880495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2008/07/hellboy-2.html' title='Hellboy II: The Golden Army'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH_W2B1sTiI/AAAAAAAAAA4/B6ZYbTrW5Es/s72-c/hellboy-2-poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2096759951797313317.post-4053953373771927990</id><published>2008-07-16T09:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T14:40:34.638-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='introduction'/><title type='text'>The Obligatory Welcome</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to No Spoiler Warnings, a site for movie reviews that give away plot twists, ruin endings, and don't give any spoiler warnings, other than the implied spoiler warning in the title of the website, which is relatively ironic.And, with that torturously long sentence, we begin. I will be reviewing and critiquing whatever movies I happen to see, whether new or old. I took many film courses </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/feeds/4053953373771927990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2096759951797313317&amp;postID=4053953373771927990' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4053953373771927990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2096759951797313317/posts/default/4053953373771927990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nospoilerwarnings.blogspot.com/2008/07/welcome.html' title='The Obligatory Welcome'/><author><name>Skeeter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11609387646719210893</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-4i1lrzwF0c/SH4oCqfOGBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7HA5uasZdYI/S220/johncalvin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
